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Pada suatu hari, seorang ibu sedang beli mangga di penjual keliling.
IBU : Berapa sekilo, Bang?
Penjual : 20 ribu
IBU : Mahal bener?
Penjual : Manis-manis kok,bu. Kalo engga manis boleh dikembaliin.
IBU : ya udah beli sekilo.

Setelah sampe dirumah, si ibu nyoba mangga 1 ternyata kecut. Yang ke 2 juga. Yang ketiga juga. Besoknya si ibu melabrak si penjual.
IBU : Dasar penipu !! Udah tau kecut, malah dibilang manis. Nih, ta’ kembalikan.
Penjual : Ah, ibu… baru beli sekilo, kecut semua udah ngomel. Saya beli 1 gerobak kecut semua ngga ngomel…
IBU : ???

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