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Anggota DPR Masuk Surga

Udin masuk surga dengan amal ibadah yang pas-pasan. Untunglah dosanya sedikit, jadi dia tidak perlu dihangatkan dulu di neraka.

Suatu hari ketika berjalan-jalan di tepi sungai di surga, ia terkejut melihat seorang anggota DPR yang wajahnya sering ia lihat di tv, koran dan majalah karena tersangkut kasus korupsi.

“Hm, kog dia bisa masuk surga ya? Apa mungkin dia hanya dizalimi, dituduh korupsi ya?” batin Udin.

Karena penasaran, Udin bertanya pada pos malaikat terdekat.

“Oh, orang itu? Dia emang wakil rakyat negeri kalian yang korup,” kata si malaikat.

“Kog bisa masuk surga? Apa korupsi itu halal?” tanya Udin penasaran.

“Dia lagi studi banding aja kog. Besok juga udah balik lagi ke neraka.”

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