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Si Siti

Siti, seorang TKI yg baru saja bekerja di negara tetangga, menyaksikan sebuah kecelakaan mobil yg terjadi, tak jauh dr tmptnya bekerja. Karena sifat penolongnya yg sangat besar, membuat dia segera menelpon ke 911 untuk minta bantuan.
Ketika petugas bertanya:
“Good morning, Mam… Can I help you?”.
Siti baru sadar kalau kemampuan b. Inggrisnya masih sangat terbatas, tetapi uda kepalang tanggung, maka dia tetap nekat melanjutkan pembicaraan.
Kata Siti:
“One car come, one car go. One car brake, one car no stop. One two cars ping ping piang piang… One man game over! Pls send nguing nguing ning nong ning nong, quickly…!”.
Petugas: “X_X:/?????”
Sent from **********

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